The Blogspot Dictionary of Jovie Entry #2: Crunj

Crunj [kr-un-jeh]

1. [n.] A mess-up, a freak accident
e.g. "That is a total crunj."

2. [adj.] An exclamation of frustration, annoyance, & c.
e.g. "Oh crunj!"

3. [v.] In past tense - Crunj'd. To make a stupid mistake.
e.g. "I crunj'd."

Origin: Misspelling of the word "drunk" in iPhone message conversation, subsequently legitimized in joviality.

I daresay we have surpassed ourselves again, J.